I want to be in a sitcom where someone breaks a wall and then I can say “Gosh darn it, this is the FOURTH WALL you’ve broken this month!” then I will begin to make unbreakable uncomfortable eye contact with the camera as the studio audience laughter raises in volume and becomes terrifyingly loud and then it all goes to static and the show ends
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.
The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.
I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
; ^ ;
he has CAT TEARS.
I’m like 900% sure Target does stuff like this on purpose to encourage people to take pictures and post them to the internet, thus advertising for Target.
Can anyone who works at Target confirm or deny this?
Somebody reblogged this with “I can confirm this” and then their reblog was deleted.
I’ve stumbled upon some sort of Conspiracy.
IF ANYONE IN THE PHILLY/CAMDEN AREA WOULD LIKE TO SEE MOTLEY CRUE FOR FREE TOMORROW (AUGUST 23, 2014) PLEASE MESSAGE ME
THE TICKET IS FREE IN EXCHANGE FOR A RIDE TO THE VENUE & A RIDE HOME
okay let me just say
JUST BECAUSE MIKEY POTENTIALLY HAS FOUND A NEW GIRL AND FRANK MADE A WEBSITE AND HAS SIDE PROJECTS DOES NOT MEAN THAT MCR WILL BREAK UP
if any of you were around back in 09 you’d remember that it was much worse than this back then so just relax
i would like to make a formal apology
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
Love that someone made this.
There was a time they use to be called Nanny dogs because families left them watching over their young kids while they went to work the fields, from what i’ve read. It’s only recently that people have started seeing them as monsters.